A nervous young minister said: "For my text today, I will take the words, 'And they fed five
men with five thousand loaves of bread and two thousand fishes.'"
A member of the congregation snickered at the preacher's snafu, raised his hand and said:
"That's not much of a trick. I could do that."
The minister didn't respond. However, the next Sunday he decided to repeat the text.
This time he did it properly, "And they fed five thousand men with five loaves of bread
and two fishes."
Smiling, the minister said to the man who had snickered,
"Could you do that, Mr. Perkins?"
Mr. Perkins replied: "I sure could."
The minister stated: "Okay wise guy, tell us how would you do it?"
Perkins shouted : "With all the food I had left over from last Sunday!"
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